“Secret Agent Dyke”

VERSE ONE:

There’s a dyke who leads a life of danger

Even when she’s drivin’ her Ford Ranger

In black leather she looks bad, with her hair buzzed she is rad

Odds are she won’t call you ’till tomorrow

CHORUS:

Secret agent dyke, secret agent dyke

She’s easy and she’s sleazy, she’ll give you what you like.

VERSE TWO:

Beware of pretty faces on the net

Even if the woman makes you wet

Ah, be careful what you say

Even while you play

Odds are she won’t call you ’till tomorrow

CHORUS:

Secret agent dyke, secret agent dyke

She’s easy and she’s sleazy, she’ll give you what you like

VERSE THREE:

Swingin’ with your sweetie on a Sunday

Then gettin’ up to cruise, to find your next lay

She looks sexy in her slip

But she’s crazy, and could flip

Odds are she won’t call you ’till tomorrow

CHORUS:

Secret agent dyke, secret agent dyke

She’s easy and she’s sleazy, she’ll give you what you like

~ by kissandkvell on June 24, 2009.